One of, if not the advantage of doing a 20ish mile hike is the bragging rights. It is, however, a mixed bag in terms of the responses you get. For every “Mate, that sounds great, I’d love to try that,” there’s at least one “Why?” Or “You didn’t even do it for charity? Sounds like a waste.”

Oh well. Some people get it, some don’t.

(These winners do. This is how we got there. Bear with. It might take a while, but we’ll get there. It’s mostly worth it.)

(… Okay, I’ve mostly put this image up so it becomes the thumbnail when shared on social media. The next image is rather shite for said purposes. Not like these handsome devils.)

The important thing is that – for us at least – was that some of the right people got it.

Hike I was a success, or at least that’s what we told everyone.

However, we knew we wanted to do it again, but better. Little things. Not getting lost at the start would be nice. Not having to run over a busy A Road I feel would be a perk. No bleeding feet, cheers. If we could not have a member of the crew flee us at the earliest opportunity to get laid I feel this would be an advantage. And best not bring up that detail about one of us having cancer.

So the two lessons that came out of Hike I were these: 1) Bring good footwear. Seriously. Anyone joins us wearing trainers, we turn that fool around. 2) We instigated something called Pete’s Law (TM) which basically stated if you have a medical condition that might inhibit you doing something like this, it’s best you don’t come. Turns out these hikes are kinda gruelling, we’ve a limited window of time to do them in, and if you can’t complete it, how the hell are you gonna get back?

No man left behind, my arse.

So with these two detailed points set in stone, we recruited for Hike II. The first point of order was who would come. John and I were in, obviously, but poor Pete was unavailable because of chemo, and Ross was AWOL.

Fortunately for us, our new recruits were more than welcome additions, and some of my best mates. In fact, several of them had taken great offence at the fact we’d done this Hike without them – hadn’t even considered inviting them, even. Whoops. At least they’re still not bitter about it. Still, this at least justified that Stand By Me feeling I got in Hike I – I’d been friends with this lot half my life. And so…

Hike II: 28th February, 2015. Attendees – John, Rob Golding, Mat Gunyon, Alan O’Connell, and me.

This was a chance for Alan and Mat, who were upset not to be included in the last Hike, to get to do it, too. Alan could have come, but managed not to show up. This is a very Alan thing to do. Rob, on the other hand, expressed no remorse about missing Hike I, and just wanted to go for a walk. Pretty reasonable.

Prep: walking boots, sucker. No problems there, Sports Direct did very well out of us there. A mild spike in Karrimor sales (mostly the same brown pair) was detected in the Berkshire and London area. Great.

Pete’s Law? Nah mate. All good to go.

Date?

Ah.

See, it was a little tricky last time, but pretty amenable. We had underestimated one problem: Mat.

I’ve always known Mat Gunyon to be a pretty sociable bloke, but I had no idea how much until we tried pinning him down for a date to do the Hike. I think we even initially discussed doing this one at the end of 2014, but we couldn’t get a date agreed until Feb ’15. (An example of how busy he gets – and the slightly questionable reasons as to why he’s unavailable – can be found in the planning of Hike V. “How you fixed for weekends in April, Mat?” “Can’t do it mate.” “You what?” “Can’t do it?” “Nah mate. My birthday is the first weekend, Grand National is the second, then it’s Easter.” … right.) I say most of this in jest, Mat. And with love. Honest. I will, however address your availability in Hike III.

Anyway, we got a date in the end and we’re good to go.

Then John starts worrying about the weather.

It was February, remember, and an 8 hour walk in the pouring rain is about as much fun as amateur genital surgery. We keep a hawk-like eye on the reports, the date growing closer and closer, until this happens, with only a few days to go:

If you’re struggling to make this out, the blue is not the coast, it’s the land around where we’re meant to be walking. And is predicted rain. Lots of rain. The red line is our route, in a tiny, dry nook of sun.

Clearly, some higher power has acknowledged the importance of the Hike. It wants us to complete it. You know, like how Frodo was meant to have the Ring, according to Gandalf. (That’s right, the Tolkien references are back. Remember, these are crucial to the Hike, if only for the sole reason they annoy the living piss out of John. I’ve gone too far to stop now.)

So we set off. Delayed start – the Waterloo Hotel had closed by this point, so we have breakfast in a cafe in Crowthorne High Street, but it only had one hot plate, so it takes an absolute effin’ age, and we’re all getting antsy to set off. Food done, we go.

This time, we had duties assigned – John was our leader and navigator; Mat our medic, complete with first aid kit, (as if we’d even need that); Rob, as someone who films investitures and other such things, our photographer; I was in charge of, um, morale (God knows why); and Alan? Alan was not given a task, because most of the time he is a danger to himself and others, and is best given the least amount of responsibility possible. One time we all went out on the river in a nice, quaint English boat trip, and he nearly crashed the goddamn boat. We don’t know how. We suspect he was also savagely hungover on the day of the Hike, but didn’t tell anyone because he was worried John would tell him off. This is also a very Alan thing.

So you’re probably thinking, Dear Reader, that this is the same route again – Crowthorne to Windsor –  what’s the point, and what’s the point in reading this, unless I’ve given you a bribe, or you’re related to me in some way and feel obligated to read this. So what was different?

Well, for one thing, this:

That’s right, we had a selfie stick. This Hike was so 2015. You can see that Rob (front centre, the one who’d be referred to as the pretty one if we were a boyband, which we totally could be) was already embracing his documenting duties to the fullest. This is us posing on a bridge over the A322, the road we nearly killed ourselves crossing last time. Yes, there’s a bridge. No, we didn’t plan it last time. Yes, we ran out in front of traffic for nothing.

Ah well, live and learn.

So we set off up Devil’s Highway, through the Lookout again, and across the above mentioned bridge. We bump into some hikers who we share our exploits with and they express the opinion that a 20 mile hike in a day is perhaps not a reasonable idea. We laugh and part ways, realising that we do not like other walkers very much at all, judgmental bastards.

Crossing the bridge, we suddenly find ourselves stressing because the next part of our hike – we’ve now deviated from the previous route quite a bit – involves entering Swinley Forest near Martin’s Heron. Except there’s a chance it’s private land, is all fenced off, and if we don’t find an entrance into these woods, we either have to back track, undoing all our good work, or walk along the aforementioned A Road of Death until we find a way in.

Fortunately for us, we find an entrance, and enter a portion of woods that are somehow not far from where we grew up and spent many hours walking, yet have somehow never actually been in before. At least the hikes are educational, I suppose.

Anyway, we keep walking. While we do this, I should share that the other great change, which is sort of fortunate (for us) and unfortunate (for literally anyone else, including our wives/girlfriends) is that when we get together, some of the most ridiculous, inane, and filthiest lads chat comes out. Banter, innit. Lads lads lads. Except we’re not very good at being lads, in the traditional sense. We’re all nice boys.

Example 1: “We should have got a pedometer for this walk.” “A what?” “You know, a pedometer. To track our steps.” “A paedo-meter?” “Yes. Exactly that.” “Nick, you work for a major broadcaster, I’m sure you’re adept at knowing about sex offenders.” Oh Lordy.

Example 2: According to Rob, John and me, literally the funniest word in the English language, is chincocks. That’s right. Chincocks. It’s exactly what it sounds like. It’s completely puerile. And hilarious. I know. It’s like we’re twelve.

Childish banter aside, we pass through Swinley Forest and cross a remarkable, semi-derelict bridge that goes over a train line. It looks like a relic of a bygone age, and Rob in particular – who is a train enthusiast, but don’t hold that against him, he seems like a normal – is enthralled. Then someone makes another dick joke and we’re off again.

Things take a turn for the worse when we’re passing through what appears to be some sort of private care home or hospital (we weren’t sure, thought it might be some sort of mental hospital but didn’t want to stick around to ask questions in case we were caught trespassing and were forced to turn around). John’s knee goes. Our leader, the main motivational driving force, was going to fall behind. We knew we would have to invoke Pete’s Law. Okay, it’s not life threatening, but it’s pretty hard going for him.

There’s only one problem – he’s the only one who knows the rest of the way. I might have done a version of this route before, but I’m a Twyford, and our sense of direction is shocking, and no one else has studied the maps enough to know the correct way.

Fortunately for us, Mat comes to the rescue. That first aid kit I was mocking, just a few paragraphs ago? Comes in pretty bloody handy, as he straps up John’s knee like improv medical treatment straight out of a Mad Max film. John’s good to go again, for the time being, at least.

The route continues, and we enter Windsor Great Park, the last run of our journey. John spends an absolute fortune for a coffee at Blacknest Gate, but it’s caffeine and we can’t fault wanting it. We’re slower, but not as bad we were with Pete, but John’s knee is degrading and making everything seem heroic, epic, and pathetic at once. We stop for a brief moment to watch enormous hares running on a nearby field, and when I see how John’s struggling, my mind starts to realise a Lord of the Rings joke that’ll really piss him off.

We approach the Copper Horse again, this time terrified that the gates just before it will be locked (we’re losing light now) and Mat and I are seriously considering throwing John over the gate if no other solution presents itself.

We make our way up the hill, John limping something fierce. We pause to take the selfie at the top of this post, and then John says he can’t get down the hill. Mat and I take an arm each and carry him down.

Bless.

Okay, it wasn’t all selfless, because partway down, I quote “Come on Mr Frodo, I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you!”

And that’s why Samwise Gamgee is the true hero of the Lord of the Rings. I always tear up at that bit.

Anyway, this is not well received, but he’s limping and holding on for dear life, so it’s listen to my nonsense or make his own bloody way downhill. He takes option A.

After that, it’s actually pretty much plain sailing getting to the end of the Long Walk, and once more to the Two Brewers. Unlike last time, however, the pub is bloody heaving and it’s freezing cold, so we defiantly drink our beers with as much pride as we can muster, before realising we’re starting to freeze to death, and sod off to another pub in Windsor where we continue to drink more and complain about the state of our feet. I’m going to illustrate this with two images, both taken outside the Two Brewers:

Not pictured: John’s knee, because it had actually fallen off.

I also manage to drop in, while buying a beer “It comes in pints,” so my Hobbit quoting is well sated. Here’s how smug I looked when I came up with this genius quip:

(Saving this photo on my laptop, I labelled this “Special Needs Victory Pint.” I slay me.)

Despite this, the juvenile humour is pretty much spent, mostly because we’ve spent the better part of 8 hours in one another’s company, and have run out of things to say. It’s okay to admit this; we’re all secure enough in our friendship to know when we’re sick of the sight of one another.

So that was Hike II: the one where it all came together. John says it’s the Led Zepellin 2 of hikes, because it’s more organised and distinctive, but every Zep fan worth his salt knows Zep 1 was still a pretty military organisation. If the metaphor continues, we’ll only have 6 hikes in total before we disappear up our arses and eventually one of us dies. Dark times.

I’m writing about Hike III next. You can’t stop me. The good news is it’s a different route, no Windsor this time, so it’ll actually be different. Promise.

I can’t guarantee the humour will be more grown up, though.

This was meant to be a writing blog. Actually, it wasn’t really meant to be a blog, just a website used to host links to all the things I’ve written and make me look clever. Turns out if you only write something once a year, the site gets stale really quickly.

But it was meant to be about writing. Then I wrote a post about watching the top 250 films of all time, and I really enjoyed it. So it got me thinking, which is always dangerous. Because there’s other things in my life worth writing about, it turns out, and as this is my no fear year – I’ve played guitar in front of an audience and done a somersault into a foam pit, both firsts – I might as well blog with fearless abandon.

So, in June me and about 5-10 others (numbers TBC dependent on expected drop out rates) are going on a hike. It’s our fifth one. It sounds unremarkable, and probably is, except it’s not, to us. These things have taken a profound, almost pilgrimage-like relevance in our lives, where the key players are overwhelmed by an almost crippling sense of FOMO if they are somehow unable to attend.

I should explain.

I’m in my early-to-mid thirties (I’m rounding down, generously.) I come from a small town called Crowthorne, which is broadly unremarkable, known only for it’s proximity to Broadmoor Hospital, which houses some of the country’s most notorious killers. It’s an odd location for somewhere so middle class and unassuming. There wasn’t much to do there, growing up. (Actually, there doesn’t seem to be much to do there as an adult, from the times I’ve been back.) My friends and I are becoming married off, some have kids, and we’re scattered around the south of England. We don’t see each other much.

Except with the hikes.

So that, in my mind, at least, is one of the most important things. But that’s not why it started. The reason why it started is John’s fault.

I think John Duckitt has been my friend longer than anyone else. He’s one of the smartest and most single-minded people I know. Basically, if he wants to do something, it’ll happen. This hasn’t always made for successful anecdotes (although they’re almost always interesting) but- in my case at least – success consists of repeatedly insisting we do something, until it happens, mostly because I’m too worn down to bother coming up with arguments not to do them. I probably need this sort of pushing, to be honest. Unless it involved going somewhere we weren’t supposed to, or drinking something we shouldn’t, in quantities that are ill-advised.

Anyway, John had this long-standing theory as a teenager that we could walk from Crowthorne to Windsor. Which was absurd. That was like, a whole other town away (or several towns). Why would you want to do that, man? The answer, simple enough, was because we could. Except we never tried it as teenagers. I think it was one of those ideas that sounded great and feasible and everything else when you’re 17 and at a house party and full of interesting concoctions of chemicals (drunk or inhaled, you choose) but in the light of day, not so much. You also have to remember this was around 1999 – 2001, when the internet was not the user-friendly device of convenience it is now. This would have involved looking at actual maps made of paper. And planning. We did not really want to do that when there were pubs to go to and girls to meet. (These points in themselves are both ironic: I could never get served, looking about 12 until I was 23, and we were pretty hopeless with girls.)

Idea shelved. Cut to 15 years later.

To my shame, I don’t remember what prompted us to actually do the hike almost a decade and half later. We discussed it a few times and it seemed like a good idea. I think we were curious to see whether we could actually do it. So John did what he always does when he wants me to do something. He nagged. And insisted, and pleaded. (Actually, it didn’t take too much effort. I was curious, and I love walking. And I’d just got into running and wanted to see how fit I really was when I wasn’t doing a brief 5K run.) It was on.

Hike I: 17th May, 2014. Attendees – John, Pete Lewis, Ross Williams, me. (You’d better get used to this format, I’m using it for the next 4.)

Results? Pretty effin’ disastrous. Well. Sort of. A glorious mess.

We leave the Waterloo Hotel; old favourite watering hole, now somewhere the management seem to strongly discourage anyone who’s not a guest from staying in to visit. Or at least from recent experiences. English breakfast. Good to go.

Mild Edit: John has since reminded me since posting this that the Waterloo has a map of the area, which prompted him to reinstate the oft mooted Hike plan. It also gives me an opportunity to share one of the only two photos of this damned expedition. 

Look at those naive bastards. Eyes full of hope. They have no idea of the horrors to come. (I’m the one in the grey shirt who apparently doesn’t know how to wear a backpack.)

We walk through Crowthorne itself which changed in the way every hometown changes when you leave it. More hairdressers and nail places. Modern (anonymous) buildings. Up through Broadmoor, through the old sponsored walk route we used to take every year – and isn’t that a flashback – and through the woods not far from the Lookout (sort of commercialised woods that are great for family walks). I’m a big film fan, and with the four of us together it’s rather Stand By Me.

(Brief disclaimer: I say this about the 4 of us, but I don’t really know Pete and Ross. They’re both John’s mates but very nice. Pete is John’s best mate and his kind of brother – John’s an only child, I think Pete is too, but their parents are best friends and they’re the same age. Ross, on the other hand, is pretty nuts. John’s best story about him is one time they went for a drive in the dark, parked in a car park which was a notorious dogging site, waiting for someone to arrive, and upon someone parking up, promptly flung his headlights on and chased them down the road. Bonkers.)

Anyway, part way through the walk, I have my first hike realisation, one which stays with me for this and the next three.

Hikes are perfect for Lord of the Rings references. And doesn’t John just hate them.

So that was a nice moment. The Tolkien-esque revelation is however rather thrown by the fact that our route requires crossing the A322, a 4 lane A-road with blind corners and cars coming away from the M3 with a speed that could turn you into a red smudge. The fact that there’s a crossing connecting the Lookout to the woods over the road is, to me, absurd. But there is, and it’s the only way to go.

We walked over this. Why.

Counter argument: no one dies. Success.

Except the cracks are starting to show. Ross starts to mention that there’s somewhere he needs to be – it involves a lady, and some epic unconsummated romance. Basically, he’s realised that this walk is taking longer than he thought and he wants to go have sex. Fair play, except we’ve a while to go. Ross cuts and runs. A shame, we were enjoying our terrible Christopher Walken impressions, but good for him. They’re married now. Aw.

Around the point of Ross’s Revelation (TM) we have a general mood check – Pete’s feeling pretty drained already, and my feet are sore. We stop for snacks – I’ve pinched a load of those Graze Boxes from my wife which I’m promptly mocked about – and then I realise that I probably wore the wrong footwear.

The back of my socks are soaked in blood. Fortunately it’s mine, or there’d be explaining to do, but still. It’s a warm day, but that doesn’t excuse the fact I’m wearing canvas trainers – basically plimsoles – with trainer socks. They’re rubbing and bleeding something fierce. I end up tucking my trousers into the back of the shoes hoping this will fix matters. Oh well. Only 10 miles to go.

Ross goes, calling a cab around the start of Virginia Water. By this point we’ve survived walking through Ascot – I hate Ascot; it’s posh and full of toffs and has no personality whatsoever – but from here on in, it’s all good.

Virginia Water is gorgeous. Google it if you’ve not been there before. Or just go visit it, actually. It’s the perfect combination of woods, gardens, lake and grounds, and connects to Windsor Great Park, our end point. The remaining three of us stop for food, and Pete mentions that he’s really, really struggling.

Plus there are other risks:

We go slow, crossing into the Great Park, climbing the back of the hill that’s peaked with the Copper Horse, and the immense and staggering view of The Long Walk – an arrow straight line through the Great Park, leading to Windsor Castle – is revealed to us. After 6 or 7 hours of almost non-stop walking, it’s a sight to behold.

Seriously. Look at that.

Pete’s on the edge now. He can barely walk. We take it slow, although John’s brother-like relationship is showing through in all it’s integrity (“He’s always been like this,” he moaned). We take our shoes off, walking along the immaculate, velvet-like green grass of the Great Park, which helps, although mostly for me and the bloody stumps that used to be my feet. I suggest to Pete replenishing his electrolytes, and he accepts the nachos from my Graze Box – who’s laughing now, bitch? – licking the salt from the tiny yellow triangles.

Anyway, two hours later (it’s an hour walk, tops, but we’re a state) and we reach the very end of the Long Walk, where immediately next to the great gates of the Walk/Windsor Castle, lies the pub, The Two Brewers.

I swear, I have never been so pleased to arrive anywhere in my whole life. Especially a pub.

Our request is simple: 3 beers, 3 pints of water, 3 bags of pork scratchings, please. And we absolutely demolish them with the quiet satisfaction of three people who have endured something epic together.

Like these gents.

Anyway, that should be that, but there’s one small point I need to add. NB, John and I don’t come off too well, complaining about Pete for a while, wondering why he made such a meal of the last two hours.

Yeah, turns out, we learn a while later, the guy had bowl cancer. Actual cancer. He beat it, because he’s a winner, the sort of guy who can hike 18 miles with cancer doing god knows what to his insides and actually live to tell the tale, and good for him. What an absolute titan of a man.

Retelling this point is a bit odd, really. My friends and I have a sort of dark sense of humour, but even for us, saying “this hike was so bad it gave Pete cancer” sort of pushes it. Maybe I should’ve ended on the hobbits reference.

But that was our First Great Hike. Like the first season of a TV show, it had teething problems. The route wasn’t great, but it had it’s moments. Continuing the TV metaphor, John and I were the only returning cast. It wasn’t until Hike II that Mat, Rob, and Alan joined, becoming well placed series regulars, and the Hike (capital ‘H’ now, John’s phone’s autocorrect has insisted on it’s gravitas) became what it was.

Catch you for Hike II.

So this is pretty exciting.

We’re making a comic. I say we. I mean I’m writing, and Will Chetwynd is doing everything else. It’s fair to say I’ve got the far easier end of the deal. But I’m better at social media, so I get to brag about it.

We’ve collaborated once before: the Norm’s Attempt comic/short located elsewhere on this site is by him, too. But this one is far more exciting, because a) it isn’t a story of mine retrofitted into a comic, and b) this one is far more collaborative. First time around, Will just said, “Give me a script, and if it’s good, I’ll draw it.” Now, he wants to input. I’m hoping this means it’s because he likes the idea and wants to see it succeed, and not a poor reflection on the Norm tale…

Anyway, here’s the pitch for our next thing, is called, as you might have guessed, The Recessionists. It tells the tale of an alternate London – one where the London Riots never ended, and the police and government were forced to surrender it to gang control. In this city lives retired former supervillain Theo Deviant, and he is bored. With the financial centre in the City of London – run by the shadowy figure, the Lord Mayor – still continuing to operate and trade, undeterred by the gangs and unregulated by the government, not to mention the gang control, this isn’t the anarchy he pictured.

Deviant decides enough is enough. Before the riots, one man would have been able to stop this; London’s own hero, the enigmatic Patrolman. There’s one problem: Deviant killed his long-time nemesis on the eve of the riots, thus enabling them to happen. It’s up to him to train a new Patrolman to wrestle the city back from the forces that have laid claim to it.

It won’t be easy. London is very different now. The city has been carved up, and the police have withdrawn, sealing off the infamous M25 motorway, creating a walled ring around the city. Violence between the gangs is still rife, and even the Black Cabs of London are armoured, and may very well skin you if you don’t pay your fare.

If Deviant is going to pull this off – train a new Patrolman and save London – it’s going to be no mean feat. Not that this will put him off; he’s a supervillain after all. It’s probably for the best though – the people who remain in London are not inclined to heroics, and standing up to the gangs and the government influence does not lead to a long life expectancy. It’s going to take a villain to do a hero’s job.

The below pages are a pretty good preview of how this is going to go. Enjoy. I’m hoping I get more to share soon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s nothing dodgy, honest. If you think it is, you probably watch too much Californication.

I love films. Always have. I did a film degree, and an MA in screenwriting, so it’s probably obvious. My first job was in a cinema.

So my New Year’s resolution for 2016 was to watch the top 250 films of all time as chosen by IMDb. I like a challenge, and ‘forcing’ myself to watch all of these was a bit of a challenge, simply because some of these were a bit worthy (read: Oscar-bait), and it can be hard to catch up on movies just because, well, life, really. When you have a busy job, and a family to see, and try to write a lot, and go running, and sometimes travel, catching up on movies can be tough.

It’s not tough. It’s the easiest thing in the world.

Two things to bear in mind – 1) I wasn’t gonna watch the films I’d already seen, which was about 175 of them. Yeah, okay, that’s only 75 films in a year, but that’s still an ask! 2) the IMDb list is live, so I went old school and printed it off. This made it ridiculously satisfying, because I could literally tick the films off that I’d watched and start filling in the gaps.

So here’s what I learned. I’m not going to list all the films I watched – go check out the list here if you want an idea of what it looks like – it won’t be exactly the same because, as I said above, it’s live, but you get the idea. Anyway, some (not all) of my conclusions below:

• I never gave Studio Ghibli films a chance before. I think it’s because I’m not nuts about Manga (aside from obvious hits like Akira, Ghost in the Shell and Perfect Blue). I’m an idiot. They’re folks tales. They’re Disneys. I’m going to see as many as I can now. Personal favourites were My Neighbour Totoro and Princess Mononoke.
• Charlie Chaplin was a rather clever man.
• Les Diaboliques is the greatest Hitchcock film Alfred Hitchcock never made, and proof old movies can scare the piss out of you.
• Also, turns out there were lots of good Hitchcocks I never saw.
• Some of these movies were really, really long. I’m looking at you, Das Boot, Fanny and Alexander, and Underground.
• Witness for the Prosecution was a bit too good. But it’s a Billy Wilder, so…
• Akira Kurosawa. The sole reason to get a free BFI player account for a month.
• If any other Bollywood films are as good as 3 Idiots, I’ll give more of them a try.
• Hachi: A Dog’s Tale does not play fair. At all. I didn’t realise my body could hold that many tears.
• More people need to see The Wages of Fear.
• How did I not know about It Happened One Night?!
• I didn’t really care for The Battle of Algiers as much as I probably should have, sorry.
• I was pleased to see James Stewart was in a lot of these films. Good.
• Westerns are a bit underrated in the 21st century.
• Between Netflix, Amazon, Now TV, YouTube, and the generosity of work colleagues and friends, it’s actually quite easy to see the bulk of these for free.

Next (2017) I’m doing the Rotten Tomatoes top 100. I’ve only 18 on there I haven’t seen. I may need to supplement it with another list…

So in 2015 I entered a story in the Twisted 50 competition. The blurb was simple: 2,000 words – not a word more – to create a chilling short story for an anthology of 50 tales. Challenge accepted.

One of the really exciting things about the competition was the writing community it established – the rules dictated you had to read and feedback on at least 3 stories in order to have yours accepted. Pretty clever, mostly because a) it made you care about the project, and b) you started sweating it: if these stories were that good, what stance did yours have?

I was lucky. Of the 400+ stories that were entered, mine was one of the 50 to make it to the final book. Exciting stuff, first published work, etc. especially when you look at some of the other content up there.

Their website is here. Check it out. They’re some of the most hard working people, trying to make a name for themselves in a collaborative and creative field. They deserve every success they can get.

Oh, and while I’m sharing links, check this out. I got not only a bio (okay, it’s my standard “about” blurb, I should definitely get something new) but a blog post, too! Give the blog post a read, if you’d be so kind. I quite liked writing it and seeing as I put it all there, it makes more sense to get you to read that than to re-write it all here. I know, I’m lazy.

But yeah, Twisted 50, great stuff. I’ll give it another crack, and if you like writing, I think you should, too.

 

So I set this up a while ago with the best of intentions of doing… something. This was going to be a site to promote my writing, put together some useful links for stories, etc. etc.

Anyway, my general opinion on writing about writing (or not writing) is that it’s probably time better spent, um, writing. For me, anyway. I don’t get much time. And truth be told, I’m not the best at promoting my own work. Hence why I thought getting an agent would be the way forward. It still might be, but for now I’m going to give this a try too.

So here’s Aurora, self published:

Next up is proofing Avalonne, the second book in the All Worlds Unseen series. It’s gonna be a slog, but it’ll be worth it.

Now I just need a decent signoff for these sort of posts. I’m learning as I go.

N.

 

Hi,

Welcome to my website, which is really a blog posing as a website. (Don’t tell anyone.)

This site will be the home of All Worlds Unseen, my fantasy series, as well as anything else I put together while not writing Aurora Card stories.

As we go, I’ll be putting up short stories, links to novels, and any artwork or films that also come about.

If you like any of it, tell me, tell your friends, or if you don’t have any friends, tell the internet. It’s always listening.

Nick